Baguettes and Flutes!
What is the most FRENCH thing you can think of? Is it love? Chocolates? Old bald men wearing stripes and adorned in a classy beret? Well, there one thing that is even more “french” than all those choices. One word. Baguette.
How many of us actually know what Baguette means? I’m sorry, but if you selected “Bag it,” I highly suggest you schedule some time to brush up on your french. The true translation of this wonderful flute of bread is, “Magic Wand.”
You probably weren’t expecting that. But if you think about it, magic wand kind of fits, doesn’t it?
Slice it up, slather it with homemade jams and spreads. Mmmmm. Magic, right? You could even use it as a defense mechanism and bonk someone over the head with it (we don’t recommend that). The French just know how to use language as a descriptive force. Of course they do, they’re french.